Start a rental empire of cheap houses.

. - we are talking about the Fight or Flight Syndrome here - if you know what to expect, and if I give you the benefit of time to get ready for it, then hopefully when it stares you down you won't do a deer in the headlights...Be ready for a fight.  

If the property is that cheap, just actually buy it, then resell.

Rent a cheap storage unit and house her stuff there for it to dry while she's recovering.

Initially I thought she was out of her mind given I spent $260 on a plumber and another $100 in eviction fees, but part of me says $700 is cheap to get rid of her so long as I rent the apartment to a new tenant.

@Adam Drummond  Right, if it was just the receptacles those would be a cheap fix.

The seller is probably in "fight or flight" mode now, being freaked out by the burst pipe and by the refusal of the insurance company to cover the claim and all the costs pouring on him at the time when he least expected it.

All I needed was my domain which i purchased from Name Cheap then my site was up in running in about 10 mins. 

The warranty company would only give you a limited selection of cheap options even if they ended up replacing it for you..

-This kind of costumers they just want to buy cheap and they don't care about location while it is cheap and has great weather.