NO PRIMARY RESIDENCES, NON-OWNER OCCUPIED ONLY, BUSINESS AND COMMERCIAL USE ONLY.

Before I was in real estate my business just bought stuff and sold it for more, so I know losses from a single-member LLC lower your AGI. 

If I had my properties in a Wyoming LLC for anonymity and the property can't be traced back to me as the parent, aren't my kids inheriting this property through a business, the LLC (losing the parent-child transfer)? 

This is an unreasonable complaint regarding businesses.

Aside from this there’s a real business implication of closing without replacing.

My friend had to fill in a pool because she bought with a business loan for her nursing home and they wouldn't approve the pool.

Take tiny, concrete measures and you'll see results in time. 

The home is also next to a major road in Michigan that leads to local malls, major businesses, restaurants, and other popular cities around the area.

There are accountants out there insist that as long as it is a business like arms length transaction that it can be done. 

Why don’t you become a business broker?