@Justin O'MalleyI didn't read every single post  prior to writing this but having taken a 401(k) loan I can say:- When I took it out, I said to myself "I will stick it out at this job for 5 more years to pay this thing back"- I took a decrease in take home pay to pay it back (obviously)- In retrospect I am glad I took out the loan as it lead to a good cash flowing property- I do not believe that the money out of my 401k would have been earning the same return that it is earning in my rental based on current market conditions- I am young enough (as are you) to make a fumble now and recover before I retire- (Not related to 401k) I am remotely familiar with the Denver market and believe that it is hyper inflated and would advise you to proceed with caution in that market especially if it means tying up your existing assets

TONS of edible food gets thrown out because the government says it has to.  

Eat some gassy food before your next visit.

This is a corner quick mart (the Memphis sub forum in particular) and you are ranting about how you sometimes will shop at home foods, but really one must insist on farm-to-table. 

Got paired for all repairs and hotel and food costs and got an extra 5K because my handyman is the discount type.

Airbnb is trying to put lipstick on a pig here, and it's no accident that this experiment in taking place in a place like Oregon.

If I ever needed food on the road, it was the dollar menu only. 

I huff and puff and posture a bit about not jamming the garbage disposal, leave the dinky brass Allen wrench in the drawer again, and I've got a properly educated tenant who doesn't stuff massive blocks of food down the garbage disposal and will clear minor jams by themselves.The 1/2 HP InSinkErators Badger 5 usually goes for around a hundred bucks, but they often go on sale and you get good deals.

Just some food for thought.

Usually free food and free drinks.