I screwed the pooch royally, skimmed out with a little bit of money, and after licking my wounds moved on to this house.

Depending on bla bla bla you may be able to go up to 95% LTV.NOTE 2: You don't want some lender to screw this up on you that's never done it before.

Find some broken furniture on the side of the road or something old and tired at a discounted price from a thrift store, throw some screws in it, some hardware, a coat of paint and sell it for $200.

I would love to bring my real estate goals of holding small multi-families and using a few flips a years to leverage my portfolio over there, but I don't know if there are going to be a lot of major differences in laws, regulations, and strategy that can screw me up.

Or am I trying to screw the guy?

Another issue, did you take title to the property so that you can convey title, you take title subject to the sale contract, they probably screwed this up too.

That is my mobile home parks policy and I adopted it as well.If you implement a $50 late fee after the 5th, if yoru tenant is past the 5th they may just say screw it, I got the late fee and I will pay rent at the end of the month.

Higher than we'd typically spend, but again, we screwed up by not just knocking it down at the beginning and that cost us a little bit...

I have acquired a house with screw in fuses.  

I don't want to screw my tenants because they have been good to have, but does section 8 allow rent increases if it is under rented?