It just seems a bit heavy-handed to me and if anyone is that much of a problem, they're probably not going to be the type to bother reading that far into the listing, or to be scared off by it. 

I see you are looking in downtown and many streets do have a tendency to flood during storms or heavy rain.

Multiple, billion dollar companies are investing heavy in our area, such as Intel, Google, and Amazon.

Multiple, billion dollar companies are investing heavy in our area, such as Intel, Google, and Amazon.

Real estate has been my best investment, but it has only outperformed index funds due to taking on heavy rehab projects and leverage (which looks great on a spreadsheet but is really nervy in real life). 

There aren't many 5+ unit properties trading in those areas, and the 2-4 market doesn't really trade on a cap rate basis, because it's very owner occupied heavy.

I see how hard a lot of my colleagues work, even in their 60s, and I want to start investing soon, so I don't have to work grueling overnight shifts when my body won't have as much strength in 20-30 years like it does now.  

Finding care overnight is tough to travel but I understand the importance. 

I was spiraling down at the time with poor food choices, heavy alcohol consumption, and a very stressful work environment.

However, given the investor-heavy saturation of Memphis’ residential options, my efforts have not amounted to any real results.