You're trying to argue that we should make it more comfortable to be an addict or a crazy person who don't take their meds because everyone deserves a certain level of comfort.

I'm thinking you could do it if you were to lease the extra beds in your primary, plus your existing rental, plus a 600-700k luxury airbnb (10% down second home loan), plus an additional luxury airbnb purchased with conventional financing (20% down) and using the same operating systems as the first purchase.

Of course, if you think you're going to spend that extra money on "hookers and blow", as my friend @Jim K. would say, then you should probably leave it in the property. 

An extra $25-50 per month and you want to upgrade something in exchange. 

@biggerpockets has to create some additional "reactions," as your comment deserves more than just a "vote"!

You deserve a more professional experience.  

For example, is it an extra bedroom or bathroom? 

If you live in an extra unit you often can not have a stove or regular sink, but many people pull the stove for inspection and the put it back, but there may be an insurance issue there.

For example, I thought of drafting up a simple extra page to go along with a lease that has a new tenant waive their right to any future moratorium, like "I fully understand that if I don't pay the rent I can and will be evicted and waive my right any eviction moratoriums". 

It’s going to be an extra $270/mo, they didn’t blink.