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A resort and campground recently popped for sale that has been a mainstay of our family for years, and was looking for a more sophisticated way to analyze the deal since it’s a restaurant, cabins, a campground, and mini storage - all on a lake chain and ATV/Snowmobile routes.

Also, Elevation Capital that invests in mobile homes and storage takes 1031 money and their fund is open.

I had tenants take up my entire garage with their stuff and was able to tell them to get a storage unit because the garage isn’t what they’re paying to rent.

Yea, I think I'm just gonna rent it as storage then.

I believe I can dispose of some and rearrange others, but I'm paying much more per square foot here, and don't want to rent storage space on top of it.I know it appears quite lethargic to the outside observer, but I'm doing the best I can with the emotional energy I have.

Type of asset: multi fam, single fam, short term rental, mobile homes, storage - pick your poison 6.

Trying to evaluate property and take pictures inside wasn't ideal especially with staked storage boxes, clothes everywhere and dog in the house. 

Exterior of the house- pressure wash- new mailbox- new address numbers- paint trim- paint siding- paint doors- paint security or storm doors- paint shutters- repair concrete around foundation- paint foundation around perimeter of house- new light fixture in front- new light fixture in back- replace all damaged/rotten wood/trim/siding around house- new double sided gate latch- repair fence around yard- replace any missing/broken tension pumps on storm/security doors- clean out storage room- repair and paint inside storage room- replace any missing/torn/damaged window screens- remove all stickers from all windowsMain Interior- paint all walls- paint trim and doors- paint ceilings and closets- install new blinds throughout- install new doorstops throughout- install new doorknobs throughout- replace broken light switch and outlet covers- replace missing/broken light bulbs- install new smoke detectors- install new fire extinguisher- install two new smoke detectors or as required per code- install new fire extinguisherDen- new ceiling fan with light- paint cabinets inside and out- new hardware on cabinetsKitchen- 2 new two-bulb brushed nickel light fixture(s)- paint cabinets inside and out- new hardware on cabinets- replace missing hardware on cabinets- install new countertops- new backsplash at stove opening- new vent-a-hood- remove old dishwasher- caulk sink, floor, counterLaundry Room- 1 new two-bulb brushed nickel light fixture(s)Hall Bathroom- paint cabinets inside and out- new shower head- new shower bar- new toilet seat- caulk toilet, sink, tub, floorMaster Bathroom- 2 new two-bulb brushed nickel light fixture(s)- paint cabinets inside and out- new hardware on cabinets- new shower head- new shower bar- new toilet seat- new toilet paper holder- caulk toilet, sink, tub, floorBedroom 1- 1 new two-bulb brushed nickel light fixture(s)Master Bedroom- new ceiling fan with lightBedroom 2- 1 new two-bulb brushed nickel light fixture(s)Hallway- 1 new two-bulb brushed nickel light fixture(s)Additional Items- rekey all locks- mow yard/landscaping- plumbing repairs as recommended by a licensed plumbing contractor- install new water heater- HVAC repairs as recommended by a licensed HVAC contractor- install new air handler- clean & service existing AC- electrical repairs as recommended by a licensed electrical contractor- install new carpet in: bedrooms- install new vinyl plank flooring in: kitchen;laundry;hallway;den- chemically clean roof- install new dishwasher- cleaning at completion of renovation

So, flipping houses or buy n hold SFRs might be a good local pursuit while leaving the experts in other markets and niches (like self storage, apartments) for my out of state investing.