Seller says both have been very low maintenance required for the past 30 years, only occasional leak repairs.

Then I would get occasional emails from the VRBO bots whose algorithms told me I was "in danger of losing my listing privileges" because of my "low conversion rate" - as if somehow it was my fault that 1000 people looked at my property (which I did not believe), 5 people inquired, and only 1 person (if that) actually booked. 

It’s a hot, subtropical country with occasionally oppressively hot weather during the tourist season and seven months of consistent heavy rain outside the tourist season.

Habitat also has a lot of dishes/glasses by us.

Plus will buy and list occasionally for others.

Occasionally I will get one that I can BRRR although they are hard to find right now.

My listings were in Craigslist, Facebook, and the occasional poster at the grocery store.Have people really become this much less considerate?

Yes, the lease says 48 hours but the intent was just that you would have occasional visitors.

Occasionally I'll let them draw early if they're tight, but only for work that's been completed. 

Folks, April of 2058 is not all that far away.Of course this would never happen, people have to pay taxes and eat food and buy diapers and indulge in the occasional lap dance, among other things.