Not so funny story: had a resident attempt to fix a ceiling fan and couldn't reassemble it.

If he stares at you funny, get rid of him!!

This is meant to be funny - I've stopped trying to figure out why toilets leak water, or keeps running. 

Funny story, I asked a cleaning crew if they were available for another client while I was doing a showing.

Hi @Mike Gorius, that is some really funny math.Assuming a 30-year term, the principal + interest portion of the cash-out refinance would be well over $1,330.

They're funny though.  

This world is a funny place.Shop around.

I find it ironic that you're an agent, and paying a listing agent is "unacceptable", quite funny actually.

But 30 seconds on biggerpockets.com tells you that FHA loans on triplex do exist...Also, here's a song that this post reminds me of, with the "real job" part, not really directed at you but I thought it was funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?

I find it funny when the rich people of Barton Hills, Hyde Park, etc whine about affordability while at the same time fighting tooth-and-nail against multi-family in their neighborhood, as they tear down their own house to put up some huge ugly mcmansion (and pay the fines to cut down a few "heritage" trees along the way).