Also walk around the neighborhood a little bit and determine what kind of renters are likely to live there.

I just signed a master lease on a spacious, 3BR/2BA home in my neighborhood which I have started renting out for 30+ days since San Francisco prohibits stays <30 days except in your own property.

I reached out myself since the house was in my neighborhood I called the sellers agent and asked.

I didn't -perfectly- fit the critieria that goundfloor listed on their page that is intended for those like myself. 

Can anyone recommend any attorney's that specialize in helping property owners win cases against Department of Neighborhood Services violations that they write up, and summon to court? 

Here is my short answer...I would recommend letting your loan officer consult you on which product is specifically the best fit for you based on what it is you are looking to accomplish both short term and long term.

Carissa Kruse A bank statement program might fit your scenario.

She recently told me that the oven is broken (it is working, it is just old and takes longer to cook than her new GE one) and she is throwing a fit that I wont just buy a new one (the current one has a flat top and is evidently rare to find at a decent price).

That means it fits the low downpayment financing standards set by Fannie Mae.

I would also recommend checking out the comps (what's typical in the neighborhood on recent sales?)