But... if it is, I think your best bet to find the type of syndicator you've described is... offline, and over a period of months or years. 

Next up is inventory, tech job losses and property taxes.My bet is that as rates go down buyers will jump back in the market in a big way.

I won't say you will never make the same mistake again but I'd bet money on any of your next deals you don't make this mistake again.  

DSCR Would be your best bet, we can structure these loans a few different ways to meet your needs.

This could make your ADR less competitive, but if marketed correctly I'm betting that people might perceive more value, which keeps occupancy at least the same.I'm thinking of a model where you tell guests they have "add-ons included" like grocery delivery, prepared breakfast package, attraction tickets, inner tubes, etc.

I bet you are starting the call by telling them they are in preforeclosure.

And I am betting they have had deals that they couldn't act upon for not being list ready.

I also figure while I'm there furnishing of the homes would be the best bet.

That is definitely your best bet... they will help you connect with a property manager, attorney, and contractor if needed.

They are your best bet for institutional.