It is actually quite simple based on the economic policy that our government is following.

After this I filed complaints with every government agency I could.

Actors Federal Credit Union in your neck of the woods caters to actors, musician and film industry personnel. 

After 120 payment you can apply if you work for government or nonprofit.

If that's the case and you are negotiating the sale of an asset under control of a Federal Bankruptcy Court, that you do not own, I see trouble in your future.

When I file my taxes (then separately for wife) do I just add up both W2's salaries (box 1), federal income taxes withheld (box 2), social security wages (box 3), social security taxes withheld (box 4), medicare wages and tips (box 5), and medicare taxes withheld (box 6) and divide by 2 under the 1040 form/section?

1-4 unit non owner occupied investment properties have a huge range of financing options, both government backed and privately financed mortgage options, and having a 3 year rental history puts you in a preferred borrowers category. 

I understand Service Dogs are protected under Federal Law and I can be sued and probably lose if I demand she leave. 

An agreement doesn't prevent a parent from suing the property owner when their child is hurt in the property.Section 8 means the tenant isn't very responsible in the first place or they would not need government assistance.

Most CPA/JD hybrids I meet tend to either be: (1) be a federal tax specialists/assassins; or (2) focus on one side of the practice over the other.