Lol.Additionally, as a landlord, since you incurred a fee, technically you can send them to colelctions for the 35 dollar bounced check fee, which will do damage to their credit, and stay on their report for 7 years.Add an additional collectiosn on their for the collections agency in addition to your own, who is legally allowed to do so (most states allow for original debtor + 1 collection agency to report on a single debt), this makes it substantially more damaging to their credit, as each collections deals at least 20-80 points a piece (diminishing returns).Add a judgement for rent on top of that, as well as a collection set for the rents itself, and a separate set for the eviction costs (because those are separate from the actual rents), and you have pretty much a death kneel to their credit for upwards of 7 years, 10 if they end of fighting or disputing anything after the fact. 

Trouble is, every time it gets really hot, the local news runs another Death Watch segment where children, the elderly, and the sick are suffering and dying.  

C of Os usually list bedroom location and numbers by floor. if a C of O does not list (nor was amended to show) bedrooms in the basement, they are illegal.not only do conventional lenders practically never count rental income for a single family primary residence, but similar issues arise when doing taxes - unless the local zoning particular to your property allows ADUs and was done with proper permits etc or u are only renting out legal bedroom/s to lodger/roomate/s (ie, basement 'bedrooms' are often illegal and a huge fire/death hazard).

He was deathly afraid of lawsuits or even eviction court, and wanted me to back down.  

Justice Scalia's death will certainly not lead to a reversal of those decisions.Pointing out that schools in suburbs are better will in no way help your case.

You've beat this "under market" thing to death.

I have an old barge in Europe, E320CDI, love it to death, fast as anything, does 45-50mpg on the Autobahn at 100.

Whereas if you find another deal like the triplex, it is completely feasible to pay Answer America $1.00 a call to take messages on your maintenance hotline (they give you a free toll-free number) and get a PO Box or autodebit for your rent payments rather than fooling with a property manager. 

And if you knock her up before you’re married, I’ll drag you to death behind my car.

If you roll it into the overall rent, they won't know the difference and they'll feel grateful to live in a place where the landlord isn't apparently nickel and diming them to death.