Sell so much stuff that the kids are worried they'll be next.

What kinda stuff is Airbnb trying to pull?

No private money is doing that type of stuff with regards to the terms. 

Some of the best stuff in life just happens on accident I guess.

My wife puts all of our personal stuff just in her name (house, cars, any other major purchases) so my DTI is free for investment purchases! 

I've heard nothing but good stuff about them.

Almost every investor I know eventually arrives at this place.  

Goo gone is the oily stuff. 

They steal stupid stuff like people's flip flops. they party late into the night on weekdays. they behave as if residents are there solely to facilitate their good time and buttonhole them for information and directions when they're out walking their pets. they tailgate at the beach access because the hosts are too cheap to pay the association dues. they trespass on resident's property to fish and sightsee then become belligerent when asked to leave. etc etc etc.It really does degrade the character of the neighborhood and the experience of living here during the high season.  

I don't know anything about a home inspection and a lot of the stuff just flew over my head.