This may be a really roundabout way to say the same thing the others are--that's a lot of advanced risk for a new investor--but if by any chance you like snow sports, here's my analogy for the answer to your question-https://www.biggerpockets.com/...And then here's a completely backwards article to also help answer.. it talks about why turnkeys are great for newbies, but as you read it, read it from the standpoint of why all that hard stuff may not be great for newbies.https://www.biggerpockets.com/...

From podcasts and YouTube videos and stuff.

Hi @Nathan Hui -The IRR can be a bit of a beast to wrap your head around at first ... here's a video I shot a couple years ago trying to explain it in practical terms - not sure how well I did, but it's an attempt :)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?

But, you can get those 10 steps from Chris Goff's YouTube videos. 

If you are brand new then I recommend reading several books about note investing and watching YouTube videos and listening to podcasts.

That said they should be smart and provide as many photos and or video as possible up front.

Watch videos. 

More specifically I want to lay on my ***, smoke weed and play video games all day.

I watched a video where it says it must have equity.

I've been scouring the internet, watching YouTube videos and pod casts.