I have an iphone 13 and used the .5 zoom setting to take pictures, which made a massive difference as I was able to get the entirety of even small bathrooms in the frame)  I made sure to do a phone screen prior to any showings to ensure they met income requirements, credit check, and just get an initial feeling for why they were looking, how serious they were, and if they'd be respectful tenants.

In a tenancy by the entirety (a concurrent estate between married persons), neither tenant has the right of alienation without out the consent of the other.

The first thing I did (after reviewing their lease in its entirety) was to meet them and ask them if they have any maintenance issues they would like fixed.

We typically like to manage the property in it's entirety for owners, and then they get access to our full complement of contractors who are insured, and 100% employed by us.   

I Second MikeOH's post in its entirety.

I suspect you would have to prove that you have assets to cover the entirety of the Celsius loan in reserve - but if you had that, then I suspect you would have enough for a down payment.If I were you, I'd reach out to a lender in Texas that has experience with crypto as assets - it just so happens I know one.

You should always require your tenants to have and keep a renters policy for the entirety of their stay in your homes.  

But they don't allow editing after a few minutes to keep people honest, and it keeps my novels up in entirety :). 

Germain Act carves several exceptions in which the lender may not enforce the "due on sale" clause:Exemption of specified transfers or dispositionsWith respect to a real property loan secured by a lien on residential real property containing less than five dwelling units, including a lien on the stock allocated to a dwelling unit in a cooperative housing corporation or on a residential manufactured home, a lender may not exercise its option pursuant to a "due on sale" clause upon: The creation of a lien or other encumbrance subordinate to the lender's security instrument which does not relate to a transfer of rights of occupancy in the property;The creation of a purchase money security interest for household appliances;A transfer by devise, descent, or operation of law on the death of a joint tenant or tenant by the entirety;The granting of a leasehold interest of three years or less not containing an option to purchase;A transfer to a relative resulting from the death of a borrower;A transfer where the spouse or children of the borrower become an owner of the property;A transfer resulting from a decree of a dissolution of marriage, legal separation agreement, or from an incidental property settlement agreement, by which the spouse of the borrower becomes an owner of the property;A transfer into an inter-vivos trust in which the borrower is and remains a beneficiary and that does not relate to a transfer of rights of occupancy in the property; orAny other transfer or disposition described in regulations prescribed by the Federal Home Loan Bank Board.The Federal Home Loan Bank Board, which was disbanded in 1989 and replaced by the Office of Thrift Supervision, takes the absurd position that the Act only applies to owner-occupied homes.

I read your long, "spirited" reply in its entirety but I'm unable to pull any actionable moves out of it.