Also I have voluntarily put a new ceiling fan, new bathroom mirror, new bathroom fixtures, new faucets, etc.

You signed a contract that said, essentially, "I don't care what the material condition of this property is other than what you've disclosed, I'm willing to buy it anyway".

-This is definitely nice to have, but not essential.

The biggest challenges would essentially *at most* making some phone calls in the US Time zones.

The CPI would be 15% if they calculated it the way they did in the 80's, so with a 3% mortgage you are essentially getting a 12% return on the debt, meaning you're paying back the mortgage with cheaper inflated dollars every year.

Well, last I studied, measles, was essentially eradicated from the planet, via a little thing called A VACCINE... ...that is, until some really smart people decided to not provide the vaccine to their young children -which you know, worked really well, causing measles outbreaks, amongst those clever ones, to the extent we've not seen in 50 years.  

*One unit will be occupied by me*The current deal(s) I have negotiated -Purchase Price: $518kCredits: $7k credit for closing costs (from owner)Financing: 3.5% down ($18.1k down)orPurchase Price: $539kCredits: $7k credit for closing costs (from owner) and $21k credit to my pocket (cashiers check).Financing: 3.5% down ($18.9k down)Essentially, I get my down payment back and have no skin in the game.

I furnish kitchen sink and bathroom hair strainers, cheaper than having a plumber come in to rodding the lines.Check and replace strainers as needed

Purchase price: $249,000 Cash invested: $7,000 2nd New Construction DealProperty details: 4 bedroom 2.5 bathroom single family house.

Paint, floors, appliances, bathroom, and kitchen updates.