i guess i'm not understanding why u are begging to pay people that obviously don't want to be paid?

I asked a real estate mentor who I really respect and he said he tells them "NO, its proprietary, this is about what houses are selling for in the area not what I make, if u dont want the business i can take it elsewhere" if they ask for receipts and it has almost never killed a deal.This blew me away, does anyone else do this?

Assuming 50% occupancy u can make $2250 a month.

I've cut my teeth on old Victorians in Grant Park and you will also have things come up that u can't see.

Banks usually underwrite to all the expenses u listed plus property management and maintenance which I didn’t see u list. 

You are both grantor and trustee.Create an LLC with you as trustee of living trust u/d/t xx/xx/xxxx as owner of LLC Create a title holding trust for each property with this LLC as trustee of the THT.Bene of each THT is your own estate planning vehicle, the family living trust.

Quote from @Chad U.: Although I've noticed some cooling in prices, I'm still seeing some sellers holding out for 70%+ of payoff on NPLs.   

I'll take an O/U number if you want, but it's not 100%.

"- He responded "Can u do 7 nights?"

Since u have all that interest and property tax in addition to hopefully also paying down the principal, then there's the carrying costs (insurance, utilities, gardener, maintenance) IF you're still gonna keep it not just make it look real nice and sell it for top dollar, then yea airBnB or similar  (ie, travelling nurse rooms) where u get more monthly than just traditional lease.