I am looking to connect with investors who are looking for fix and flip, DSCR, and bridge loans. 

Our loan is for our primary address.

(has anyone actually read all the documentation for these loans to see if something addresses this?)

Those fields would be relevant if you were taking out a loan on the property.  

Since you have mostly commercial use, you'd most likely need to speak with a commercial lender.The only other problem I am seeing here is the loan amount. 

I cant assist on loans in CA directly as I'm not licensed in CA, however I'd be happy to send over some referrals to some lenders who I'd normally approach for this project for you.

I rent that 2nd property out for $1500 per month which I will use to pay the new mortgage and my new HELOC loan.

I may have the opportunity to assume someone's VA loan, @ 2.5%.

It depends on what your starting reserves are, but if you have enough for a down payment, I would look into DSCR loans for financing, as you can qualify based on the property's cash flow as opposed to your own personal income. 

Then once they are rented out, I leverage the equity created and the rent coming in to use a DSCR loan to pull my money invested back out.