I was in San Diego watching the Steelers beat up on the Chargers.

Ok, it looks like it is official Rams in LA 2016 season and then either the Chargers or Raiders come in 2017 option.http://www.latimes.com/sports/nfl/la-sp-nfl-la-cha...

They are dropped, stepped on, battery fluid leaks out, or even get lost - sometimes behind the couch, sometimes under the bed, who knows. 

The most important person you need to find is a cleaner; with a MTR, they won't be going into the property as often, but they should be able to help you will different "boot's on the ground" things like taking over supplies, taking out trash, replacing bulbs, batteries, etc..

No SFH would make a good rental property at those prices because you simply can't charge rents high enough to cash flow.

But I would charge rent inclusive and make sure to charge a spread if you’re legally allowed there.

Yet another fool, I know.So question - have you ever served an eviction notice for not having running batteries in the smoke detectors?

I want to charge rent to people.

Same goes for little things like no battery in the smoke detector. 

However, “House Hacking” usually refers to something like a duplex or a property where you can live in and charge rent at the same time.