(KIDDING) Thank you in advance.

She is a wife, has two kids, and is busy working professional who was not planning on being a landlord.

We both really want kids, but the timing of our careers isn't in our favor. 

I love Robert Kiyosaki's Cashflow Quadrant book and the Cashflow-4-kids game, but that's as far as I go with him because, as you say, he's big on leveraging debt.

Don't kid yourself, you can't do title searches and abstracts of title.

Definitely do your homework and due diligence to be sure you know what you are getting into.  

You can bet your britches that I am still worried one of his kids will find out how little he sold it for and sue me, claiming I lied, cheated, and committed elder abuse.

I have budgeted for all of my living expenses to be paid for 6 months, both my cars are paid for, I am making some money from internet marketing, I am getting a pretty decent cashflow for a rental property, and no kids in the house.

I think it's only trouble if your being served.A spouse at home works fine. 

While fix underway plumber also stated blockage was caused by a kids ball in the line.