It is as if some Guru released that strategy and everyone is doing it.

Oil- which affects all costs is artificially low due to the release of the strategic oil reserves.  

What about finding a dead body of a tenant in the yard, or finding someone who is unconscious and unresponsive from a drug overdose?

We currently have a hard lender that will release funds for construction and investors from New York.

One locally here actually rehabs the racoons to be released back into sanctuaries or other protected spots.Local handymen or Roofers, etc can hopefully find and repair the entry or access points, where they are all getting in. 

Escrow is asking me to release contingencies on the 6th day, however my broker has not yet presented my request officially.

When the parties opt to make the contract assignable, Section 7 of the contract provides two options:The first option provides that Buyer 1 “may assign and thereby be released from any further liability under this Contract.”

An an on-market deal, there's the possibility of price increasing due to limited inventory in the area BUT it's also possible that the sale would find a limited body of qualified buyers depending on a banks perspectives on the permanence of the studio cabin––i.e. does that count as real property if it's not on a fixed foundation.

They blow and go I can release and much higher rents and get more cash flow and equity upside value that way.

The official data just released here shows otherwise.