I don't pay for an exterminator, and don't want to start. 

I am a licensed Real Estate Agent but I am not a broker, I pay my broker a fee for holding my license similar to a commission split but its just a flat fee. 

Tenants pay for background check.

I had no idea how to do the analysis but was happy that someone else had done it so purchased, paying all cash.

Either pay a pest control company to handle it for you or take 90 minutes - 2 hours and do it yourself. 

Each to your % ownership.. then one of you can do collections and pay the other ..

I now have the EMD lender blowing up my phone saying he needs to get paid and if I dont pay him by a certain period or pay more money due to the length its been he is going to "blast" me on his social media and stating he is the "last person I want to mess with", is this allowed? 

I have under the table work that pays great, but it is more less temporary.

If and when the closing date specified if 4/1/24 comes and goes and the buyer doesn’t pay or show up, is the contract then null and void?

This minimizes the income tax you pay not only within the first year, but future years until your income exceeds total renovation expenses.