@Michael Temple I had given some Lease Option, Seller Financing and Sub-To strategies some thought but couldn't get past the road block of 1) Having to put about $40k of MY own money in the place, and 2) How would I get that $40k back out of the deal? 

Send a sappy letter.

Consider writing a letter to the seller and including it with your offer. 

Sent a letter to my landlords via an attorney with no results.

That would get you just a return filed at H&R block. 

No need to meet Start eviction tomorrow via real estate attorney In the future with an inherited tenant simply send a registered letter informing the new rent amount.  

Today I opened up my mail and received a letter from a legit mental health professional in the area stating the young lady was prescribed an ESA.

@Wences LopezArizona landlords must give tenants at least 30 days' notice - in writing - to increase the rent of a month-to-month rental agreement.I'd send an email and a letter stating that you will increase the rent to X amount on a date that is least 30 days in the future - probably January 1st or February 1st of next year.If I was underpaying rent by $400-$600 each month, I wouldn't be in a hurry to leave either.

I was planning to write a letter to them, with the hopes that she intercepts it. 

Still a good idea to get your ducks in a row with a lender and have them do an initial underwriting and have them be prepared to answer a call from a seller, but they likely won't write up a letter.