You are being ridiculous when you call commodities like wood and oil a scam.

Again, it's unfortunate that your dislike for bandit signs has brought you to the point that you're on an REI form ridiculing someone who stands where you once did.

Those fees are ridiculously high and like many on here have said, you can shop around yourself and save a ton of cash!.

The seller tries to extract every single basis point out of the property and looking for a buyer to (make the market).The properties with lot's of eyeballs on them get bid to ridiculous levels where buying at that cap rate everything has to go almost to perfection to realize the upside being touted with the property.

He even asked my tenants to only take two minutes hot shower which is ridiculous. 

That is ridiculous and you should mark that turnkey provider as one you will never work with.  

I just thought it was ridiculous to charge so much to say yes this employee works for us.

That's ridiculous.4.

They are ridiculous and obnoxious.

@Johan Praats having 10 banks accounts for 10 LLC's is ridiculous and unnecessary (assuming they are single member LLC's that you own)  The "corporate veil" is the difference between corporate assets and personal assets.