If this doesn't work for you then you may want to look for 1 of the fix and flip products that exist in the market place.  

Search Facebook marketplace for rustic as well. 

Facebook marketplace. 

Account Closed you can post in the marketplace for cash buyers in your area if you are a pro member (paid).there are many other ways to get cash buyers too but first i would suggest that you get a squeeze page and an autoresponder to start buolding your cash buyers list. 

I want to detect the RED lights for this deal and move on!

Have you tired posting on the Marketplace here on BP?

I have one of those "black light" flashlights to detect bodily fluids. 

You have the skills that are valuable in the market place and you've saved a lot of money doing your own work.

Additionally, any damages that were not detected during the inspection because of furniture or obstruction or damages caused after the date of inspection may be deducted from the deposit.It does not say anywhere in the code about what will happen if landlord doesn't do an inspection.

You can always find properties on the RMLS....but you may be limiting yourself if you prefer to find them only off the RMLS.Or you can find properties by driving for dollars, tax delinquencies, networking with agents or property managers, foreclosures, eviction proceedings, word of mouth, door knocking, making a website, facebook marketplace, wholesalers, etc.