He dropped everything, jumped the fence, and took off running.Glad to hear there was no damage.  

The RTA ones had much less water damage, less chipped paint, easier to clean the ick off of them… overall, much, much better experience with the real ones/RTA.As a note, always store them flat on the ground until you’re putting them together (do not stand them on their side.

So not sure if that is just the lender saying that or if something else is pushing that extra 5%.By unlivable I mean the roof is damaged and leaks significantly, no appliances, standing water in basement and has foundation issues.

There is a good chance that during the length of you owning this property someone will damage something or leave it in an unsatisfactory condition. 

Burnt out lightbulb, toilet flapper not seating, worn agitator dogs, bad ballast in fluorescent lights, faulty circuit breaker, leaking wax ring in commode, loose p-trap cap connecters under sink, modem has reset to factory default, thermocouple needs replaced on hot water tank, filters need replaced for central heat/air, ceiling fan needs balanced, lint trap on dryer is torn, source input needs reprogrammed on HDTV remove, headboards too close to wall and making impact damage. 

This resulted in a $1500 plumbing bill and damages to a downstairs bedroom.

Here is my take; humans can do just as much damage to a unit as a pet.

We had a break-in late December and had about 4k worth of damages, as well as another attempted break-in 2 weeks ago while it was under contract.

There's no water damage or anything.  

______All door stoppers must work and any damages from previous problems corrected.