Thats like telling Apple if there was a major recession and no one bought phones anymore hey would be screwed!

I agree, its like trying to compare apples to oranges.

Not having my criteria was frustrating because nothing seemed to fit and I could not evaluate properties well because it was never an apples to apples comparison.

However you're kinda comparing apples and oranges as well.

Tons of big companies are setting up shop here: Google, Apple, and many many more. 

I've got: 1 Dutch Door (which I count as 2 because the top and bottom operate independently)1 French Door (which I also count as 2 because it's a double-door)1 Saloon Door (which obviously counts as 2)1 Barn Door (which is always open but still counts)1 Revolving Door (this is going nowhere fast)1 Sliding Door (which counts as 1-4 depending on your income)1 Pocket Door (Not sure how I should count it, I can't get a handle on it)and 1 Door that isn't a door when it's ajar. 

I DID do apples too Apples, SFR vs SFR.   

A few times a year I binge on food that I've grown myself - I have several apple trees, a peach tree that puts out 300-400 peaches a year, blueberry bushes and my garden - so that is healthier than eating other stuff.

Like a bowl of green apples, or lemons in the kitchen.

As I see it, the problem here isn't necessarily with the tenant applicants - we know that there will be some that are marginal and some that are bad apples.