@Blaine Alger looking to store some boxes or make some income?

I have my real estate license and I currently work a part time job at a grocery store.

In order........Make sure the numbers work.Call the listing agent yourself .....let them know you are out of state and you want to know "If I was standing in front of the property, or even just walking though the inside what are some obvious things I would see with the naked eye.....missing shingles on the roof, paint pealing in the back.....holes in the wall, is the property across the street from a graveyard or liquor store, etc."

These rates have me feeling like a kid in a candy store! 

Nearest store is 0.5 miles away.Thanks @Michael Baum

I have tons of towels out as well as spare sheets for guest use in the linen closet.All the other items are stored in an owners closet and in the garage.We live pretty far out from town so our place has lots of extra stuff ready to replace items that get used.

Either to take a loan on bitcoin OR store it in an interest bearing account with them.

Nothing else comes close to bitcoin as a long term store of value, though currently silver and gold are also good choices -especially for balancing a portfolio.   

I also read about some of the stores leaving uptown, and I’m wondering if we’re going to see a major swing away from our neighborhood in terms of rental interest.

You won't find it in the big box stores, but you very possibly might find it at one of your local lumber yards (they might have to order it).