Those absolutely exist, don't get me wrong, but unless you know what the regulations are (at least in principal) you can't double check their work on your behalf. 

Maybe I posted during the wrong time when nobody is looking.

If I was the seller and had to move *now* I'd probably take an all cash offer, if possible, even $50k below ask just so I could get out of it. 203k might be an option if there are things wrong, like the roof is leaking or whatever, but again there's a fair amount of complexity involved that might delay the process.

In the end, some will, but many will be happy with the status quo.There will always be those who will abandon ship to save 2% if that's your focus, and there's nothing wrong with it.

Like many who read it for the first time, it had me feeling like I've been doing it all wrong.

I know in my experience of researching LLCs and even taxes and all that....there are so many ways to go wrong with LLCs and taxes on properties that it'd be extremely easy to mess yourself up for benefits from the properties.

Please correct me if I'm wrong.

Is that wrong?

There is probably nothing wrong with doing both at the same time.  

There is such a long list of what can go wrong.