Show them that you don't take crap. - Choose someone else to work with. 

The addresses could be crap and you can end up wasting money.

Since my wife and I work full-time I'm sure we would have to pay a crap ton in taxes.  

You should wait until you have a few more years under your belt before putting crap like that on a website.;-) You've embarrassed yourself.In fact,your advice is soooo baddddd  I'd delete the account and start a new one.

This is straight CRAP!

No I never do unless no other option ,you can lose a good tenant   over the a small increase  some may stay its a crap shoot .

They said they would (by signing the form) but until they actually move and take their crap with them, they are still tenants.   

And to eradicate the real time wasters from your life."

Those crowd sourced design sites that offer ultra cheap logos are a crap shoot at best.

Some specific things to consider are whether you'll be providing appliances and, if so, whether you'll provide a warranty (if it breaks, you pay to fix it); what type of AC each house has (window and wall units tend to crap out during the summer months and not many AC vendors are willing to work on them); whether the homes have sprinkler systems (tenants tend to not water the lawn of their own accord); whether either home has a patio and what condition the patio is in (is it dry-rotted and falling down?