Outside of getting a partner to help, I really don't have any creative solutions for you that won't leave you in the poor house at the end of the day. 

Tickling ears just isn't in my wheel house.

If you're paying on time they don't care if Santa Claus owns the house."

I have a house there and we've cycled through a few different ones. 

Gabe,The top theory from the reports I've read and contractors I've talked to is that water got in due to a graded slope towards the house, and a sump pump that was not functioning properly.

I would not charge install fee.I have one rental property for about half a year no  so I haven't had to deal with any move out procedures or getting a place "rent ready" since my house hack is a new build but how did you create your "move out instructions" and are you supposed to paint the whole inside every time a tenant moves out? 

I could , however my remaining entitlement is 211k , and the houses I would be looking at is 450k range so even though the Va loan has much more benefits because of the small remainder I Would need more down payment .  

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I’ve been house hacking for the past few years.

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