I will NOT ideally stand by as terroristic attempts are made, which is EXACTLY what it is to pump those outlandish bs promotions, to infer people to make financially dangerous and damaging actions from unjustified fear.

into insanity me as a small time landlord, 5 doors, is getting absolutely killed. 2/5 of my tenants aren’t paying or even attempting to communicate anymore because they KNOW I have zero recourse.

And, lease violations are always a sign that the tenant is attempting to take control. 

., so in an attempt to diversify things a bit, I also plan to acquire some investment properties in the midwest.Right now I'm researching areas in and around Kansas City, Tulsa, Indianapolis, and Columbus.

Really I'm looking for any other ideas to attempt to contact anyone from this nonprofit. 

There's so many details left out that I don't know many people that will even attempt to answer this,  so my recommendation would be the BP Calculator 

I wonder if the morons at FHA will ever realize what they're doing is actually detrimental to the people they are attempting to support?

I attempted to give the agent some context into our number calculations and how I arrived at my offer but he didn't want to hear any of it.

I'll be turning this into a rental property but I like to have an idea of how to handle a particular issue before I have professionals come in - or attempt to do it myself.

Assuming you're not going to attempt this in terms of acting as an agent, what makes you think you can assign the contract at a (I assume, significantly) higher price than you were willing to pay for it yourself?