@Andrew Schrader I dont think a bathroom fan moves enough air to make a difference.

If they went to New England where the housing stock is much older, they would think every house up there should be condemned.If that GC does more work in A class areas, he might think most C class stuff is crap.

Not a fan of Craigslist.  

I'm not a fan of security systems because they waste time for first responders.

I am an overseas investor, as well, fyi.Before renting, I plan on hiring out to qualified people the following work:-re-glaze all 3 tubs, repair 2 tub surrounds, replace vanities/mirrors/light/fan/toilet internals in 3 bathrooms-rip up carpet, evaluate wood flooring underneath, and either refinish it, or put down laminate on top-repaint whole house inside-professionally treat both apartments for bedbugs (revealed on seller's disclosure that they were there in May 2018)-full house clean-out (previous tenants may leave crap behind)My question is how do I order all this work to happen in the most efficient way possible, so that I don't have to, for example, pay professional cleaners to go through the house twice, or repaint after the tub re-glazing makes a mess of the bathrooms, etc. 

And although my new one is A+ in many things, she's seriously lacking in others (mostly using tech, which I'm a huge fan of. 

I'm a fan of stability and hedging risk.

For a car, I know I was never a fan of a car payment myself but its possible to pay that one down as well with discipline. 

Since I know you were kidding I won’t bother with all the reason it’s a terrible / disgusting prop but needless to say I’m not a fan :)

For example, give your self small but specific task goals for the day: "install fan".