To simply put it, no you cannot do that.

@Cristin Rakestraw I'd simply charge a pet fee. 

Waiving the inspection simply means you are willing to lose your earnest money to get the deal under contract.  

Should I simply just calculate that into my buying price? 

The first question I always ask on an interview is simply, "while I pull up your resume and information, can you just tell me a little bit about yourself." 

Many people simply use conventional financing starting out. 

Maybe the 2nd is simply an email 3 months later that is automated. 

I agree list on mls  "as-is ", cash only , allow maybe 1 week to submit best and final offers ( access to property would be need )If not metromls :  post on Biggerpockets marketplace without the address Simply provide county , zip code, description of property , pics ( if possible ) , and etcDisclosure : I'm a local realtor 

In having six months of cash reserve saved up for mortgage payments- that's a good plan to simply set aside as much as possible. 

I could go on... it has been time to step away from the party lines and see that they are using this to keep you locked in identity politics. the current cabinet politics are anti american, anti middle class. they simply high jacked the democrat party and hiding in its shell within which they are fully evolving as a fascist dictatorship tyranny.