And as I was reading it appears that anyone who is involved in real estate which would include remodelers in contractors counts as a real estate professional.

I have found some properties via the MLS, many of which have appeared within the past two weeks. 

See example below -Payer: John SmithAddress: 123 Apple Street, City, StateBank Statement: 'Smith' 'STYZHSDFIHJSJI'I would prefer the Bank Statement to read: '123 Smith'If there isn't an easy way to do it, has anyone "Cheesed" the system and Changed the Payer's Last name so it appears as below -First Name: JohnLast Name: 910 SmithTherefore the Bank Statement would Read '910 Smith' 'Random Character String'Will that work?

@Kate B.Looking at Google Streetview, it appears there are only three electrical entrances on that building, unless there is another mast to the rear of the building?   

Got introduced to BiggerPockets when both Clayton and Natali appeared on the BiggerPockets podcast.  

I read it as you were intending to go down a road of making deliberate manipulations to your income so as to appear favorable to a mortgage broker.  

. , for appearing to not get your joke.

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A majority of the meetups I've been looking into appear to be in the Owings Mills and BWI Airport area. 

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