Currently reading:Verbal Judo - The Gentle Art of Persuasion...and The Camel Club by David Baldacci for pleasure.

Mine had twisted pair running to an outside box with a meter running in parallel. 

The lender themselves will undoubtedly twist the facts to fit their agenda if it benefits them.

I'm thinking a combination of brick & stucco on the fronts, siding on the sides and back.Also thinking they should be skewed or twisted rather than just one next to the other.

I am going to put a different twist on things. 

Don,Install a duplex outlet using RG6 (cable tv) and a Catagory 5 twisted pair cable (voice/data) to each location.

If one of them dies, you can literally have a used appliance guy get you a gently used machine for less than a repair. 

hi, my rental history for the last ten years or so reads like the story of a troublesome gaurd dog. i slept at night in the office of a check cashing business at a strip mall; i stayed in the show room of an antiques store; i lived in a warehouse without the owner's knowledge that i was sleeping there. for the last few months i have been living in a cheap hotel but they raised the rate. the owner of the check cashing place does not want to tell anyone that i was living there. the antiques store owner was literally insane and is now an unreachable transient. the owner of the warehouse learned of the situation as i was moving out and so is not a good spokesperson. the twist here is that a moneyed relative wants to pay my rent on a more permanent place. they will cover 2k/month no problem. how do i approach prospective landlords?

Big plot twist right?

Here's the link to what led up to this: https://www.biggerpockets.com/forums/52/topics/727317-plot-twist-tenant-gave-me-a-fake-vaccination-record?