The bank is already being shorted on what they are owed by the homeowner, so they certainly aren't going to want to see someone else (like a wholesaler) making a profit in the way of an assignment fee. 

Arguably, aren't YOU trying to double-dip your profit, by not wanting to pay Buyers-Agent commission, but still wanting your full wholesaling fee?

Somehow the bus stop dad's I see aren't ever available to go fishing or golfing with me, ya know.  

If there aren't two ways out of all of the bedrooms (common with basement rooms), then you might have to install an egress window, or quit calling a particular room a bedroom.You mentioned the fireplaces; why aren't they safe? 

I know resourses like this aren't perfect.

Some people aren't intending to stay long term.  

800k is a lot of cash doing nothing - - but money market CDs aren't worth the effort (at this time) either.I would guess your 7 units are SFRs, so you should be able to get some level of LTV in a cash-out refi and use that to fund another purchase.Caution: don't try this on all units at the same time!  

Besides while they now know that the flushable wipes aren't flushable, I bet they "understand" how unflushable they are when they have to foot the bill.

We aren't super new to investing, we have cash and yet I STILL feel bad that an agent is wasting their time.

Mark you have to go where others aren't to unlock value.................... : )I have  a commercial property right now I am looking at with 1 million upside.