The problem wasn't as much the subprime loans as it was what the big banks did with them by packaging them into terrible products called CDOs and synthetic CDOs.

In any kind of transaction, you have to find a way to add value if you want to get paid.People don't typically hand you a house in a desirable neighborhood with zero repairs needed for less than the full market value.

The deal may require the vehicle+furnature be transacted outside escrow. 

If you have enough reserves in the bank to do so, I would try to just see if the bank has a mortgage product that doesn't have to look at your other income outside of what the property you're interested in purchasing produces.

You can certainly find lenders and products which will consider the rental income for future loans.I don't have much knowledge of LLCs, but this doesn't sound like the right move to my untrained perspective. 

Neither would support ACH transactions, which is a pain.TD Ameritrade and Fidelity are both good options. 

The property is worth 270k + and 3 bathrooms are in the process of being remodeled(the owner may only finish one).Subject To is a more sophisticated transaction and needs special paperwork and planning to keep you out of trouble.

They may have been momentarily not during the transaction, I need to look into that detail.3.)

Then you make some adjustments for square footage and amenities, etc and you discover that for the same product they are getting $1,000 per month. 

This is would be my very first transaction and I would greatly appreciate input/feedback.