I also really wanted more cash flow with my really low Family W2 earnings compared to a lot of you here on BP as a parochial school teacher and part time adjunct professor and my wife being a special ed aide 5 hours a day.  

I think this ties back to the strength of this community and all the resources that help aid investors during uncertain times.

Keep what you have, any handyman with a measuring tape can replace them in an hour, and that includes the driver to/ from whatever box store is closest.

Another option would be to move the stove and fridge (same configuration with stove closest to sink but on the 12 foot wall, fridge to the left of it, and then change out the cabinets at the end of that wall into one big pantry with shelves for food items.

Don’t drink the cool-aid.

In CA, you have to allow them to pool their resources to meet your income requirements, but you have the right, in my opinion, to require proof of all of their credit scores and legal income.Worst case scenario, they get a legal aid person to confront you. 

Legal aid offices) in your city to see if a similar service exists.

It's up to the tenants to figure out their parking.On place I looked at in downtown Santa Rosa, for instance, only has the option of parking in the city parking garages, and the closest one with any openings when I was looking, was several blocks away.  

If there are banks within a reasonable driving distance, closest small town, then anyone a landlord would choose to rent to should be of reasonable enough intelligence to manage a bank account.

Where I live now, the closest fair housing office is over 2 hours away lol.