Now I am trying to call in and get help, and the same thing - no help, just more rudeness talking to me like I'm a child.

Can I accommodate and extra child (Sure!)

And one thing the golden-child investors say often on the BP podcast is things long the lines of "make the offer, then worry about how you're going to close", which I'd never go that loosey-goosey. 

Looks like the town of NM you're from appears to be part of the Permian basin (everybody's favorite child).

Ok @Walter Edmondson, here is how MOST (not all) of the seminar industry works.They get a "poster child", like Kiyosoki to lure you in and create credibility.  

My youngest child will be graduating from college in the spring of 2016.

We just had out first child and my wife plans on working from home full time to get us going and I will be involved as much as possible.

I start Air Force National Guard Retirement Pay in 8yrs and hopefully if still available Social Security a few years later that's where Real Estate comes in I don't own a home 1 child 17yrs old, not married I need a Long Term Residence at least a 1/2 acre 3 car garage for tools I like to tinker with everything but I also would like space.So after I get the first part of the plan done looking at Rental Investing I bought the book from Brandon Turner ( Rental Property Investing ) reading that now so combined with signing up to this forum I believe it will be a good start to my goals.

Every other lender I have asked (it has only been a handful) is allergic to the idea.

In December 2020, that renter called and told the owner that he needed to leave while the sheriffs were knocking at his door to arrest him for backed child support.