@Max Householder You don't look like you weigh 800 pounds!

The postman drives up everyday, and unpacks 2 pounds of prepacked paper waste. 

LOTS of people have pets.We simply use a one-time pet deposit fee (non-refundable) and limit it to a cat or a less-than-25 pound dog.We've not had an issue yet.We make them sign a Pet Addendum which lays out requirements like carpet cleaning  and flea and tick treatment prior to move out.Best of luck!

Also, think about the problem you are trying to solve for people, are you looking to take over properties that need work the owner can't do, or to help with unwanted inherited properties?

If they do, you can cut them a check and dismiss the case before it ever gets to court, until that time they can pound sand!

Your basically asking what hammer should I use to pound in this nail, a Stiletto, an Estwing or a Husky.

Being in sales, I know a lot of people say they're going to pound the pavement, cold calling, knocking on doors, ect. but I only know one guy that really does, day in and day out.

Don't be penny wise and pound foolish. 

The cast iron tub is almost 350 pounds!

Dangers just outside your doorAntifreeze that contains ethylene glycol has a sweet taste that attracts animals but is deadly if consumed in even small quantities; one teaspoon can kill a seven-pound cat.