I know its really annoying to get unwanted texts but it's just so tempting to send them because of the leads I'm getting.

However it will be a hassle and she will probably do things to make your life unpleasant, smoke more, bang you car more, etc.

Then you're going to be subjected to an annoying and unpleasant search, wasting your time, messing up your carefully packed luggage, and making you feel like you're a criminal.

Perhaps this aspect of cheap masking tape would allow it to be used as a solution to this problem, leaving it on too long and then pulling off the unwanted brown paint.  

The precarious saucer home was constructed when an aerospace engineer, Leonard Malin, was gifted the severely sloped plot of land from his father-in-law (see, this is what fathers-in-law gift unwanted sons-in-law).

I know most texts are opened, yet do they convert to sales very well compared to unwanted phone calls?  

Not only will that possibly indicate that you are hiding something, it will also be an unpleasant conversation if they sign a lease with you only to move in and find out you were covering up unexpected cigarette smell.

I also suggest a drive-by so they are not unpleasantly surprised by the neighborhood when they to the showing, and just keep on driving by anonymously as I wait outside.

I am looking to do this without an agent because I want to make the offer more attractive for him not pay unwanted fees.

If you have great friends you're close with an can I've around, you might consider the SFH, though make sure the numbers work out considering the scenario you'll find yourself in after you move out.. managing a "rooming house" is unpleasant.