This morning at 8:01 am, he gets a one-sentence reply.   

Hi Steve, I couldn't agree more; however, my custodian adheres to a strict code of providing no information when the term 'tax' is in the sentence.

Mr ParraI don't understand your last sentence in paragraph three.  

She says the magic sentence "What do you need from me" .

I'll do one sentence replies in future.

I think maybe hybrid of forms that list both the turn around  and move-in and move-out tasks (for property tasks), combined with property manager task list (for handling people and paperwork) could work, provided you add some custom made bullet points on how you'd like the process handled (like sentence next to the task on the checklist)...

These days, the words "job" and "security" in the same sentence constitutes an oxymoron. 

I covered that in my first paragraph in this post.The whole technique is focused on doing exactly what you said in your last two sentences.

The boyfriend was found guilty today of two felonies and is awaiting sentencing with no bail.Now his girlfriend and two-month-old son are the only ones in the house.  

There is a sweeping federal initiative in anything tangentially related to criminal law that claims anything and everything is disparate impact; sentencing guidelines, imprisonment for contempt of court, etc.