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IT's actually one of my favorite jobs. ....to keep buildings and homes up to par.  

The 203k loan is everyone's favorite loan here on BP, but it is a tough loan to pull off.

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It's one of my favorite parts of business is systems and process, it's what I've always been best at in my own job so I'm excited to get to do that for myself.

And the corner office he's been coveting for the last six years has LED tracklights, not the nasty fluorescent troffers that highlight the little pale marks under his eyes left by the stupid eyeshields at his favorite tanning salon.Then along come you and your broker, Bill Dengler.

The story begins with "I would love to rent it to you but I have a tenant who will be taking the place in [Place close enough date here but far enough out to those needing something urgently are willing to wait something like 6-8 weeks] and if I put you in the apartment [this is my favorite, your own sob story about being sued for 10k] close by asking would you be willing to pay me the 10k to breach this contract for you?

My personal favorites (so far...)"

My favorite is some of the names they use and their grammar. 

Surprisingly, my least favorite Midwestern big bank offers a rental HELOC @ 60% LVT.