(Hint: It isn't just buy a bargain on the MLS, rent it and hold on for 20 years.)Learn to use the calculators on BP.

Had I not received anything like that, my body language and tone would have changed to hint to them that they do not want me as a landlord.

HINT (assuming you have more than just a flip phone): wait til dusk, turn all the lights on in the house, and take a landscape picture of your exterior.

My ex and I hand picked our tenant, we knew his ADU was being sold so we subtly suggested he might like our carriage house and he kept at the offer.

I just don't know how to express my irritation  without making things worse..She apparently can not take my hints.  

If they are two separate parcels you can leverage this for a better price and start indicating that you are only interested in one of the properties instead of both.... here’s a hint.... you should tell them that the one that’s closest  to the street is the only one you ate really interested in....Watch how fast the seller offers you a package deal.

Any hints on getting an extension from Home Eq to least figure out what's going on.Buyer is willing to work out a deal for the contract.

Then look at the age of those loans, and any hints as to how they've been repaid (foreclosure notices for example).

My recommendation is a stand alone lease agreement that does not refer to or even hint at a purchase agreement. 

After I was done there was no hint of smoke smell, in fact all I could smell was the new carpet.