And then put down the eviction process so he realizes he can't just milk it for the entire month.

Either the deal works or it doesn't, and it has nothing to do with these "milk rules".Do the math. 

The best was seeing a cow being milked in the bathroom.

It basically says they are someone that if they run into money problems, either has no safety net in terms of friends or family that will take them in OR that they simply don't care and they're going to stick it to you.So that tells you that if they run into money problems with you, they're going to milk it out.Now is there an opportunity there?

Get a $130 window unit and milk that warranty for all it's worth. 

If the money is lost, it's lost, and if the prospects for recovering it are very low, it's usually smarter to play to the future than continue to try milking funds from a dry cow. 

Money Mustache, Mad Fientist, etc.I've been "lurking" ever since while trying to absorb all of the REI information on here that I can while not overwhelming myself in the process (which has definitely occurred more than once).In the meantime I've actually gotten around to reading the ever popular "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" (had heard about it for years but never actually took action) and listened to at least 20 other webinars / podcasts.Anyways, back to the introduction...I live in Firestone which is just east of Longmont, CO.The ideas of both fix-and-flips as well as passive income from rental properties is what I'd like to focus on initially, but the market up here in Northern Colorado is just "weird."  

I had a tenant who put milk out for feral cats then insisted that we get rid of the smell from under the house.Plan on replacing the same things over and over and over. 

The banks like to see a revolving line as well, not just milk the HELOC b/c it's good at the moment and better interest rate than long term fin. 

In a culinary first, the popular Fletcher Place brunch spot Milk Tooth was named one of the world's best restaurants by Conde Nast Traveler, who also named Indy as a top underrated food city.