I’m not sure you would want to include this in the letter, that is where you would defer to your attorney, but you might inform the “victims” that if there is a problem they need to contact the police.

As for the tinfoil grafted to your skull, you may want to get that checked out by a professional. 

What goals do you hope to achieve through this property?

Maybe the deal would always fall out of contract after the inspection.

I just got married this year in September.

The more information that you have out there the easier it is for people to find you, if you want them to find you.I almost everyday wear my "Rick Buys Houses" shirts with my phone number on it. 

'You can not move it, you can not destroy it, if you move out, let me know.'

Don't take out a HELOC Jason, it's not worth the time it takes for the amount of money you need.

Thanks for pointing out some key points.

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