I have spoken with multiple lawyers and no one seems to be able to tell me the direction I should take.Extremely long post but thanks to anyone who reads and provides feedback!

These individuals are held to a higher standard, and also have direct deposit available through the government.

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The solution?

REI should be first and foremost a profit creation vehicle, not a charity or a social solution.

Just make sure they specialize in tax and have significant experience dealing with real estate investors.There are very few who specialize in real estate AND Self Directed Retirement Accounts.Here is a great list of questions to ask a potential accountant: http://www.biggerpockets.com/forums/51/topics/7044...Also check out the www.NAEA.org page in your search.

If anyone has some thoughts or suggestions on direction or maybe is reading something i'm overlooking please feel free to share.  

I recommend him and I'm sure if you give him a call he'll get you started on the best path to a solution. 

Something I have noticed here in Corpus is that many roofs have ugly stains that can be treated with a bleach solution for almost no cost comparatively.

the solutions suggested that hold the open sash in place, pinching the AC unit in its place will not work against a thief with the leg strength of a teenager.