But the way you see it, man come visit me in Vegas, i like to watch people gamble like cray cray  do you get upset at craps table when people bet on the don'ts?

I’ll take that bet.

Coming soon is your best bet. 

Just because the agreement says something doesn't mean you'll enforce it, or enforce it correctly.Your best bet as a beginner is to get a good book to learn the basics of property management.

You don't have any real confidence of your ability to do this but you want the bank to make a bet on you. 

Cable, internet, home automation, security.. 

I'll probably discontinue trash, cable and internet at some of my bigger properties. 

The majority of tenants are fine people; but the pros are getting really slick, the Internet and tenant activists will test us all.

You probably havent been late paying your mortgage, but you can bet there is a first lien position on your property to protect the bank/lender who made the loan.

I mean, I suppose the fact we live in frontier times with the internet is a consideration but real estate???